The Best of Keith Lawler #74

Some of you may say that Keith Lawler is a great American. This is true. Some of you may say that Keith Lawler is an even greater mathmetician. This is also true. Some of you may say that Keith Lawler is a monster in the sack. That's just incorrect. But there are many other things that can be said about keith, such as that every once in a great while, humanity will stumble upon a man so great, so inspiring that generations study before him, so intelligent that books are written about him, so strong that boulders tremble before him, so diplomatic that nations weep for his assistance. Keith Lawler is not that man. But Keith Lawler has said many amazing things in his day. With that I bring you, Keith Lawler, The Best of The Box, as seen from me, the witness. Because remember when it comes to Keith Lawler, we are all witnesses.

-----The Scene-----
Joe Sweeney's Car (Joe is Driving, Keith is in the front and Dan is behind the driver, we join them in the middle of a conversation).
Joe: Yeah, I have never been in a bar fight.
Dan: Well I wasn't really in a bar fight so much as a fight started around me.
Keith: Well, I've never been in a bar fight (Angrily) Cause if you haven't noticed I'm not exactly the smallest guy around.
Joe & Dan: (Look around awkwardly)
Joe: Well we're at top dog, let's go. (Joe and Dan exit stage left, Keith exits stage right).