Panic

We at fort awesome have faced a number of trials and tribualations. We faced those angry poop throwing monkeys and emerged only slightly worse for wear. We also faced those annoying space pirates, and lets not forget those horned up guinea pigs. We always emergec victorious. But never, have we faced this, which threatens to destroy us from the inside.

Yes, that one things that binds us together, alcohol, we are facing a shortage of. Scotch to be precise. May whatever deity you believe in have mercy on your soul.